Caption Contest for $50 Home Depot Gift Card

There are so many things wrong (or right) about this photo. We want to see your best captions in the comments below and the winner will receive a $50 Home Depot gift card.

The rules are simple:
1. Enter as many times as you'd like
2. Be as creative as possible.

Share this contest with your witty friends and if they win have them split the card with you.

We'll pick a winner on December 12th so make sure you enter a valid email address so we can contact you.

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Geri Graves

Since his latest stint in rehab, this is his new definition of 'burning some weed'.

Geri Graves

The quickest way to cook up some cow patties.

madpay

No poison. No problem.

Jennifer Folker

And the Lord Said, "Let there be no more ants!" And it came to pass.

Wundermum

"I fell into to a buring ring of fire,,,,and in burns,burns,burns" The man in black does not know what he started!

madpay

Glow more, mow less

John Peterson

Damn, wish I didn't fire that kid...

Kellie Conklin

Bummer. I thought "Hot Job. No Shirt Required!" meant something else.

dawn

Best home made Blow torch.

D.J.

Fabio's country cousin.

ky2here

I don't remember Jesus being that smoking hot!

Trippyjanet

Billy Ray Cyrus when Miley finally stops supporting him...

trippyjanet at hotmail dot com

ErichD

101 ways to kill weeds

ErichD

101 Things you can do with a propane tank.

ErichD

Fire Starter

sarah matos

"Piromaniac meets horse manure"

Tammy Heflin

Look mom no shoving.

D.c. Vanderbush

"I'll distract the onlookers with my dashing good looks... Lord knows that this won't end well..."

John Peterson

I'm so-oo tired, I haven't slept a wink, I'm Ooo -o-so tired, I wish I had another drink, I wonder should I wake up...........

Stephanie C

Maybe if I swing this here redneck blowtorch around, no one will notice that I've photoshopped my head onto some hot young studs body.