Caption Contest for $50 Home Depot Gift Card

There are so many things wrong (or right) about this photo. We want to see your best captions in the comments below and the winner will receive a $50 Home Depot gift card.
The rules are simple:
1. Enter as many times as you’d like
2. Be as creative as possible.
Share this contest with your witty friends and if they win have them split the card with you.
We’ll pick a winner on December 12th so make sure you enter a valid email address so we can contact you.
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